def: HURRIUM: A recently discovered (August 8th, 2007) element found only in homeroasted coffee that gives it that wonderful, incredible flavor, unavailable any other way. Oh, and it makes you hurry. Formerly this effect was attributed to caffeine, but by thorough research in my coffee workshop, it became clear that it was a seperate, and previously undiscovered element, 'found' in caffeine as part of the caffeine molecule itself.
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